{"type":"general","setup":"What's the difference between a seal and a sea lion?","punchline":"An ion! ","id":272}
{"type":"general","setup":"what do you call a dog that can do magic tricks?","punchline":"a labracadabrador","id":200}
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{"type":"general","setup":"Did you know crocodiles could grow up to 15 feet?","punchline":"But most just have 4.","id":101}
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{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
{"type":"programming","setup":"Why did the programmer quit their job?","punchline":"They didn't get arrays.","id":437}
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{"slip": { "id": 120, "advice": "A nod is as good as a wink to a blind horse."}}
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