{"slip": { "id": 105, "advice": "When you look around and don't see anyone you respect, its time to leave."}}
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{"type":"standard","title":"Colorado National Bank Building","displaytitle":"Colorado National Bank Building","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q104834126","titles":{"canonical":"Colorado_National_Bank_Building","normalized":"Colorado National Bank Building","display":"Colorado National Bank Building"},"pageid":66192870,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/38/Colorado_National_Bank_Building_%284593981552%29.jpg/330px-Colorado_National_Bank_Building_%284593981552%29.jpg","width":320,"height":236},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/3/38/Colorado_National_Bank_Building_%284593981552%29.jpg","width":2912,"height":2150},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1177522277","tid":"e5f46cd7-5d88-11ee-b899-ddb3f92cb89b","timestamp":"2023-09-27T22:55:05Z","description":"Historic building in Denver, Colorado","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado_National_Bank_Building","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado_National_Bank_Building?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado_National_Bank_Building?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Colorado_National_Bank_Building"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado_National_Bank_Building","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Colorado_National_Bank_Building","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Colorado_National_Bank_Building?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Colorado_National_Bank_Building"}},"extract":"Located in the Downtown Denver Historic District, the Colorado National Bank Building was designed by Denver architects William E. and Arthur A. Fisher and constructed in 1915. It is located at 918 17th Street, the intersection of 17th and Champa Streets. On April 27, 2010, it was added to the National Register of Historic Places.","extract_html":"
Located in the Downtown Denver Historic District, the Colorado National Bank Building was designed by Denver architects William E. and Arthur A. Fisher and constructed in 1915. It is located at 918 17th Street, the intersection of 17th and Champa Streets. On April 27, 2010, it was added to the National Register of Historic Places.
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