{"fact":"People who are allergic to cats are actually allergic to cat saliva or to cat dander. If the resident cat is bathed regularly the allergic people tolerate it better.","length":165}
{"slip": { "id": 155, "advice": "What could you increase? What could you reduce?"}}
{"fact":"In 1987 cats overtook dogs as the number one pet in America.","length":60}
{"fact":"Like humans, cats tend to favor one paw over another","length":52}
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{"slip": { "id": 85, "advice": "If you don't want something to be public, don't post it on the Internet."}}
{"fact":"The longest living cat on record according to the Guinness Book belongs to the late Creme Puff of Austin, Texas who lived to the ripe old age of 38 years and 3 days!","length":165}
{"slip": { "id": 55, "advice": "Do not seek praise, seek criticism."}}
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